sorry

2006-05-22T00:21:00.000-07:00

sorry sher for hitting u and scolding u blah blah blah but i alrdy stop then why must still post here and there lar! mrs tee saw it somemore u dont know privacy ar!i nvr said an insult for days to u let alone hit u still go tag here tag there post here post there wtf with that lar!

ANOTHER JOKE

2006-05-18T22:35:00.000-07:00

tis better?

myspace layout

ANOTHER JOKE!

2006-05-18T01:57:00.000-07:00

funny?

myspace layout

FCUK U BITCH!

2006-05-17T23:47:00.000-07:00

wah lao cass is dam **** lar just because she sitting wif me again she show her stubborness to me THINK I LIKE BEING STUCK WITH THE SAME PERSON ALL YEAR?! F*** U B!TCH

myspace layout

2006-05-17T03:33:00.000-07:00

bad bush dont point the middle finger!

MySpace Layouts

AGAIN!?

2006-05-17T00:33:00.000-07:00

wah lao i sitting with cass again lar !not fair! lyke tis then i probably will be sitting wif her around 1 yr rdy liao so boring! WTF MAN WTF MAN WTF MAN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Lyrics

2006-05-16T02:35:00.000-07:00

(Shawn U Aint Slim Shady!)
The Real Slim Shady:

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're going to have a problem here c

Verse 1:

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door started whoopin her ass worse than before they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said ....Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what Flipin' the you know who "yeah, but hes so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't, but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss and that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade, they got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your panty hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...

Chorus:

I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up becuase I'm Slim Shady Yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim shady... Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

Verse 2:

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I give a damm about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, hehe" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And theres a million of us just like me Who cuss like me Who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing But not quite me

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3:

I'm like a headtrip to listen to Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it (rip) I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums. Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirting. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking But this whole bag of viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a fuck With his windows down and system up So will the real Shady, please stand up and put one of those fingures on each hand up and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Repeat Chorus

P.S: Shawn Aint Slim Shady

Is this nice???

2006-05-15T23:02:00.000-07:00

New skin like it?Or the fort minor 1 is better?Plz comment :)

The Worst day ever!

2006-05-10T01:06:00.000-07:00

Today was like hell!I got back my maths paper and i scored oni 72 for the whole paper!THAT MEANS:CANING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then during HMT lesson i found out my MT paper booklet A score and I got 28/50! I mean its like the worst score i ever got ! i usually get around 35-45 but tis is riduculous!Then while i was playing footbal for like 2 hours then suddenly my back like hurts so bad i nearly peed!Plz play for me so i dont get a back problem or what cuz im tall and with back probs my life's gonna be lyke shit!The Hunchback Of Notre Dam I will be! :(

kill me please

sorry

ANOTHER JOKE

ANOTHER JOKE!

FCUK U BITCH!

AGAIN!?

Lyrics

Is this nice???

The Worst day ever!